There's No Crying in Strip Poker

  Anyone who knows that the term "Ground and Pound" is not something Sam the Butcher does to your cube steak and is aware that BJJ is not the acronym for the sort of act that results in an incriminatingly stained blue dress are probably fans of the brutal, yet beautiful sport of Mixed Martial Arts. Of course anyone familiar with this practice is probably also acquainted with the words "And Lesnar taps out", but that is another topic altogether.  Much of the art of Mixed Martial Arts is the lack of rules. With few exceptions just about anything goes. Two guys walk into a cage and beat the stuffing out of each other until one gives up, gets knocked out, or dies. Those of us whose arms have more in common with those little sticks that you stir coffee with than mighty oaks have very few "no rules" options open to us when it comes to games. Strip poker was one of our few outlets for rules free fun, and now Playboy has gone and ruined that.  In the style section of the Playboy site, some of the bunnies have identified 10 rules for playing strip poker. Upon reading their rules of the game there has to be the grudging admission that it made sense; especially Rule #2 where they talk about girls outnumbering guys. The reputation a man took a lifetime to build could be destroyed quickly if it became known he was naked in a room with a bunch of other guys and no sporting equipment.  Those who want to play version of poker where the stakes are your modesty and fashion sense can simply follow this link: http://www.playboy.com/style/features/ultimate-guide-to-poker/rules-for-...