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  Most people who take poker playing seriously will eventually wind up in the city of Las Vegas. This is something that is way beyond their rational control. Even if they have a personal aversion to neon or Elvis, sooner or later they will come to Sin City like a salmon driven instinctively upstream.



  Most men who come to Vegas to play poker (or partake in any other sort of gambling activity) will celebrate a dramatic loss at the tables in the same manner that they commemorate a stunning financial victory against the house: they will visit one the city's many strip clubs.



  Vegas is not a city that is lacking in places where a gentleman can use the lure of dollar bills to get a girl that is way out of his league to wrap herself around him like a tea cozy. For this reason Las Vegas is probably not on Dr. Dobson's list of good places to take the wife and kids. Well if rumors can be believed, Las Vegas's red light district along with its contingent of randy vacationers and local perverts are about to get a couple of new players.



  According to the Daily Star both Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are planning on opening a chain of Vegas strip clubs. It seems that Britney was the first to jump on this particular train by allegedly entering in a multi-million dollar deal with a business developer to open a chain of gentleman's clubs called "Toxic Heaven".



  Paris, continuing a feud she is having with Ms. Spears over the affections of Brit's former husband, decided not to surrender the world's strangest moral high ground to the pop tart, and is now planning to open a competing chain called "Shagadillic".



  If this is true, and it is actually the continuation of bad feelings over Paris's flirtatious behavior with Kevin Federline, then this is perhaps the most stupid reason for a fight since Greece and Troy fought an entire war over who got to keep a beauty named Helen.



  Britney seems like she was the first one to the table with this idea. Considering how bad things have gone for Ms. Spears lately, the kind thing would be to just let her do this uncontested. If Paris wants to open an establishment so badly, she could simply open a brothel.