Two guys go into a poker club, and head for the back room with the two high limit tables. They whisper a little back and forth, point at some people, then split up and each sit at a table. The first guy is playing pretty wild, throwing away money like it doesn't mean anything. The second guy occasionally glances at his table. Now one of the players at the first table is the owner of the club, who likes to sit down every now and then and give the ...
Order: Is each here? Does each have his opposite?Chaos: I am here, but my opposite is you.Order: Huh?Evil: Don't let him bug ya'. We're here.Truth: My opposite is not here.Good: Is your ...
You know you play too much poker when you have the following symptoms:1. You start classifying people on your life as "weak-tight" or "loose-passive," even when they've never set foot in a poker room.2. You use the phrase "bad ...
Q: How can you tell a poker player is lying?A: His chips are moving.Q:What's the difference between a guy praying at a poker table and a guy praying in church?A:The guy at the poker table means ...
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing with extraordinary performance."This is a very smart dog.", the man ...