Poker Lifestyle

Are You Too Ugly for the Internet?
Angelina Love and Velvet Sky

When you are too ugly for the internet, there is almost nothing left for you in life. This is the soul crushing realization that a lot of the former members or the dating site, BeautifulPeople.com, are starting to wake up to.

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For Poker Players and Texas Hold’em Fans, 2009 was the Year of the Short Bus
short bus

Obviously, from the standpoint of a poker player, we watched politicians behaving toward the practice of online gaming (and in the case of Russia, casino gambling as a whole) like somebody just handed them a dead ferret. As the coffers of nations are drained, and the politicians are down to a...

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Hold’em, Sex, and Power Tools
Not a sex toy

Sometimes a story so silly emerges during our research that we have to write about it. While I can’t really speak from the female perspective, I think I can say, with reasonable certainty, that in most relationships, when your partner comes at you with a reciprocating saw and the words “time...

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Portly Poker Players Shouldn’t Play Texas Hold’em in South America
fat

A gang hanging out in the Peruvian jungle has been kidnapping and killing portly residents and tourists in order to cut the fat from their bodies and sell it on some sort of demented cosmetics black market. While experts are saying there is no major market for black market fat, the word of “...

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BBC Reporter Paresh Patel Battles Drunk Hooligans
BBC Reporter Paresh Patel Battles Drunk Hooligans

John Nugent and David McKenna decided they had a problem with BBC Reporter Paresh Patel. Actually it was probably the presumed half-dozen pints of Guinness that made the decision, but I digress. They harassed him, harangued him, abused him, and didn’t realize that Patel’s self control wasn’t...

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