One would think that it really is difficult to write two articles in a row about professional wrestling legend and cultural icon, Hulk Hogan, especially when he is twenty years past his prime. This is a guy who managed to stretch his fifteen minutes of fame farther than any sane man could ever dream of. After three decades of bodyslamming people across the WWE, it would seem Mr. Hogan has found somebody else that he would presumably like to pin to the mat, his daughter Brooke Hogan.
Brooke is an aspiring singer and star of her own VH1 reality television show, “Brooke Knows Best”. She has also been at the center of some rather creepy speculation ever since her parents divorced. While the split between Hulk Hogan and his wife, Linda, was not unusual in its bitterness, it is what has gone on afterwards that has some people shaking their heads. The Hulkster has moved on and started dating someone else. Those who have gone through ugly divorces would applaud this as a healthy step in the right direction. The fact that his new girlfriend is a dead ringer for his daughter has some people wondering if he took one blow to the head too many during his WWE days.
Things have taken an odd and very icky turn with some paparazzi photos of the professional wrestler, his daughter, and the “mini me” of his daughter that the Hulkster calls his girlfriend. In the photo above you will see Hogan rubbing his suntan oil on to his adult daughter’s rear in a manner that would get him a “Father of the Year” nomination from Woody Allen. This is one of many photos in that particular set. Others show him rubbing oil on the inside of her thigh as she lays there.
Add this to the uncanny resemblance between his daughter and his girlfriend, and some healthy speculation can be made about some very unhealthy things that may be happening in the Hogan family. If Brooke Hogan is oblivious to all this strangeness, one would have to ask if Brooke really does know best.
