I have a question for the casino poker players, Texas Hold’em enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys playing online poker. Are you big boned, pleasingly plump, or “retaining water”? When you sit around the house, do you REALLY sit around the house? Can your weight only be measured on a Richter Scale? Is Dolly Madison, Little Debbie, or Captain Crunch your lord and savior? Could three or four “little people” use your belly button as a Jacuzzi? If you answered yes to any of these questions, the first thing I have to say to you is, join the club. I am right there with you. I look forward to giving you the secret handshake at Baskin Robbins someday. If you have at least one friend, and want to do something about your weight, do we have an opportunity for you. Iconic Casing are the folks behind such VH1 hits as “Rock of Love”, “Daisy of Love”, “Deal or No Deal”, and a lot of other reality television that we all watch, but don’t admit it, are working on a new show that is perfect for the weight challenged poker players.
Iconic casting is looking for people to participate in the next VH1 hit show, “100 Lost”. While we are all familiar with reality television that has a weight loss element to it, this particular program has the sort of betting element that any Texas Hold’em player would appreciate.
People who want to participate in this show will need to find a partner, and the two of you combined must be over 100 lbs overweight. Anybody who has ever visited the WSOP or other any other poker tournament will find no shortage of pudgy poker players. The sedentary act of playing poker online has turned many of us into so much bread dough. Once we have found our partner, the team will need to ante up. The twist here is that the players will need to put up their own cash, or that of a sponsor, and bet on their team’s success. At the end of this weight loss rainbow is a more svelte physique, improved health, and a whole lot of cash. If you and a friend, spouse, family member or co-worker think you have the dedication, drive and determination to finally lose the weight, then email Iconic Casting at 100Lost@iconiccasting.com. Go for it, what do you have to lose? You can either risk this money at VH1 and at the very least lose a ton of weight (while becoming a reality television star), or put the cash into your poker tournament buy-ins, and potentially walk away with nothing.
